So this retired guy sits around the house all day until one day his wife says to him, “You could do something useful, like vacuum the house once a week.
Guy gives it a moments thought and says, “Sure why not. Show me to the vacuum.”
Half an hour later the guy comes into the kitchen to get some coffee.
His wife says,”I did not hear the vacuum running.
“I thought you were using it?”
Exasperated man answers, “The stupid thing is broken… it wont start… we need to buy a new one.”
“Really?”, she says. “Show me!”
So he did.
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