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Dad Joke #129

“What do you call a belt made of watches?” “A waist of time.” MORE HERE: Dad Jokes
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Pot Bellied? Don’t Apply

Pot-bellied, short, or abusive traffic policemen will be barred from working on the streets of Vietnam’s capital and …
Read morePot Bellied? Don’t Apply

Waiter: Would You like me to box your leftovers?

Patron: How many rounds do you think that you will you last?
Read moreWaiter: Would You like me to box your leftovers?

Pretty vs Ugly

A pretty face is nothing if you have an ugly heart.
Read morePretty vs Ugly

Murder isn’t a crime?

Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.”-Marion Barry, former mayor of …
Read moreMurder isn’t a crime?

Sad not Cold

“Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not; and oftentimes we call a man cold when he is only sad.” ~ Henry …
Read moreSad not Cold

Unbeaten Wins

Newcastle, of course, unbeaten in their last five wins. – Brian Moore
Read moreUnbeaten Wins

Farker of the Day – The Rand

The rand dollar exchange rate on 11 June 2013 stood at R10.18 to the Dollar. The rands continued cossying up to and over the …
Read moreFarker of the Day – The Rand

Were they Lite or Alcohol Free?

The number of cans of beer drank by Australian cricketer David Boon on a flight to England before the 1989 Ashes series was …
Read moreWere they Lite or Alcohol Free?

Steven Seagal Fact # 7

Steven Seagal’s penis knows aikido
Read moreSteven Seagal Fact # 7

Dragging your anchor

When a vessel is caught in a storm and heading for land or rocks, they would drop anchor to try to avoid running aground. If …
Read moreDragging your anchor

Donald Trump on Baltimore

Our great African American President hasn’t exactly had a positive impact on the thugs who are so happily and openly …
Read moreDonald Trump on Baltimore

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