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Dunnage

Technically, packing material used to protect or wedge in cargo or stores.  It is also used when referring to a …
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Eye-splice

To splice, (‘episeer’ French. ‘splitster’, Dutch, ‘plico’ Latin) to join the two ends of …
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Palindromic

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321. In case your bleary eyes are taking a while to work out why the above sum …
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I want to be his bookie

When you are 4-0 up you should never lose 7-1 – Lawrie McMenemy,Manager of Southampton Football Club
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Just Stick a Stamp on His Forehead!

In 1920 the US Post Office officially banned sending children through the mail as a form of parcel post. Parents had found it …
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Kulua Humour 16

Another flight attendant’s comment on a less than perfect landing: “We ask you to please remain seated as Captain …
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Someone Got it Right

“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.” ~ Mae West
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When will Tibetans have an Arab Spring?

Between 2009 and March 2013, there have been 106 ‘burning protests’ in which Tibetans have set themselves alight …
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But it helps to be dumb

You don’t have to have been a horse to be a jockey. – Arigo Sachi on being a manager.
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A Lot to be said for being a Nun

Not only is Sister André the world’s oldest living person, but at 118 years old, she’s also the oldest nun ever. The …
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Do you want to be part of the Majority?

“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it’s time to pause and reflect.” Mark Twain
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Can buy me love!

The only artist to reach the top of the UK charts as a solo artist as well as in a duo, trio, quartet, quintet and musical …
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