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On Cheaters

“You have undertaken to cheat me. I won’t sue you, for the law is too slow. I’ll ruin you.” – Cornelius …
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An uncertain truth

Ozone Man, Ozone. He’s crazy, way out, far out, man.”-George Bush, Sr., speaking about Al Gore during the 1992 …
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Uniquely Identical

“That kick was absolutely unique, except for the one before it which was identical.” (Tony Brown)
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A River Runs Through It

“When you do things from your soul, you feel a river moving in you, a joy.” ~ Rumi
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When the ‘Shrew’ Was Actually a Man

The first woman to appear in a Shakespeare play was in 1660, 44 years after Shakespeare’s death. It was previously illegal in …
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Three Gerbils COULD benefit

The blood from a human erection is sufficient to keep three gerbils alive.
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The right to bear arms

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery. ~ Robin Williams
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Come through the hawse-pipe

The hawse-pipe is a pipe in the ship’s bow for the anchor cable to run through. Anybody who has risen to Captain from …
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gotahoe.com:

gotahoe.com: GotAHoe.com/GoTahoe.com – A tourism campaign to go to North Lake Tahoe now redirecting to …
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Chuck Norris Fact # 33

A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
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Pooped

This word is used to denote the swamping of an aft  deck when sailing down wind in high following seas. Today the word is …
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Age lessons 4

Funny, I don’t remember being absent minded.
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