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Dad Joke #152

“What do you call a hot dog on wheels?” “Fast food!” MORE HERE: Dad Jokes
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Ahead of a Wales test

We will give them a psychological advantage and we cannot allow that. We’ve read in the papers here that they believe …
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Living Doll Has Legs

On 31 July 1959, Cliff Richard and The Shadows released their first British #1 single with Living Doll, the best-selling …
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Dad Joke #169

My wife asked me to stop singing “Wonderwall” to her. I said maybe… MORE HERE: Dad Jokes
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Dungarees

A coarse kind of unbleached cotton cloth. The term dates back to the 18th century, from the Hindi word ‘dungri’, …
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The Cold War

Now defined as the days in which governments just spied on each other, instead of spying on all of us, all of the time.
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Lose and… Lose

There is a video game called Lose/lose, where the player has a random file deleted every time they kill an enemy.
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Beats a Headache Any Day

Female frogs fake their deaths to avoid mating with male frogs they do not find attractive.
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With Literacy Rates Falling Why do We do This?

What do sextortion, blursday and jawn have in common? They’re some of the 566 new words being added this autumn by …
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campanal.com

campanal.com: CampAnal.com/Campanal.com – Campanal Restraurant in Asturias, Spain Domain Names with the wrong, or …
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Don’t Ask for that ATM Slip

Paper receipts use ~3.7 million trees and 38 billion litres of water annually, according to a 2022 Skip the Slip report by …
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Back to the Past

Scientific studies have proved the lag between actual events and when our brains process them is about 80 milliseconds. Use …
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