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The Reason Why Travelling to the Moon Uses More Fuel Every Year

The moon drifts away from the Earth by 3.8 cm every year.
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Comparing Schalk Burger and Bakkies Botha to FW De Klerk and Nelson Mandela

The small things like judicial hearings will not take away the fact that we won. Nelson Mandela and FW de Klerk won the Nobel …
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Beauty 1, Brains -200

I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, um, some people out there in our nation don’t …
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Dad Joke #5

“My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.” MORE HERE: Dad Jokes
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Out in Space All Aliens receive equal pay

The late great Leonard Nimoy kicked up a royal fuss when he learned that actress Nichelle Nichols (Uhura) was not being paid …
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A River Runs Through It

“When you do things from your soul, you feel a river moving in you, a joy.” ~ Rumi
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Chuck Norris Fact # 23

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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What a Peanut!

Jimmy Carter promised to release all UFO information held by the state if he were elected president. When he was elected, he …
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Mom Joke #66

Is it yelling? Or just very enthusiastic motivational speaking? #momjoke MORE HERE: Mom Jokes
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Children First

“The president is not an icon. Hang pictures of your children in your offices and look them in the eyes before every …
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Wise Words

Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads.
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8 February Every Year is…

International Women’s Day.
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