Measuring in pounds is so last century dude
The USA has yet to adopt the metric system of measurement – the only industrialised country not to do so. They’re in good …
Bite the bullet
To bravely face up to something unpleasant, one is said to “bite the bullet”. This originated from the practice …
Pampered Private Pets
Departing Hong Kong residents are flying their pets out of the city on private jets thanks to soaring cargo rates and flight …
On Drowning Your Sorrows
“I tried to drown my sorrows, but the bastards learned how to swim” ~ Frida Kahlo
Out of This World Pee
The temperature tolerance of space concrete made from human pee mixed with lunar dust ranges from 114°C to -80°C
Even Though Your Heart is Breaking
“Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy.” ~ Thich Nhat Hanh
Dad Joke #142
“Where do math teachers go on vacation?” “Times Square.”
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Classic Lover = Heavy Metal Lover
Classical and heavy metal music attract the same kinds of people, but at different ages. A love of classical music appeals to …
Churchill on MacDonald
Complaining about former Prime Minister Ramsay MacDonald’s lack of gusto, Churchill said:
“I remember when I was …
Mom Joke #32
“Look at me, Mommy!” is the toddler equivalent of “Hold my beer.”
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Most NB
“The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses.” ~ Edith Södergran
Mom Joke #27
Have you heard the urban legend about what happens when you scream “Mom” three times in the shower? A nice lady …