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Bread Face and the Smashing Muffin

2. Bay's Multi-grain English Muffins A video posted by Bread Face (@breadfaceblog) on Aug 14, 2015 at 8:10am PDT
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The High Cost of Fat

United Airlines could save $80-million a year in fuel costs, if every passenger lost 4.5kg, according to an analyst …
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Say What?

She’s a wonderful, wonderful person, and we’re looking to a happy and wonderful night – ah, …
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The First Atheist State

In 1967 Albania was officially declared an atheist state, the first to do so.
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Chuck Norris Fact # 71

Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon
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Odontophobia

Odontophobia is the fear of dentists and dental procedures.
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Dad Joke #162

How many condoms in a tyre? 365 in a Good Year!   MORE HERE: Dad Jokes
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Catholic Allowance

Rastafarians are legally allowed to possess marijuana in Italy due to it being a ‘sacrament’ to the religion.
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Losing is winning

I was in a no-win situation, so I’m glad that I won rather than lost. – Frank Bruno
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Are we there yet?

Kleptocracy – A corrupt governmental body made up of thieves, also sullied by nepotism and croneyism.
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Will you be Found Wanting?

“Winning isn’t everything – but wanting to win is.” ~ Vince Lombardi
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Why NOT $100 Million?

$99 Million is what Apple CEO Tim Cook is set to earn for last year, up from $14.8-million in 2020. Institutional Shareholder …
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