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One reason to move to Iceland

Today (19 January) is Husband’s Day in Iceland.
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Carry on

In the days of sail, the officer of the deck kept a weather eye constantly on the slightest change in the wind so that the …
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Trust Yourself

“Trust yourself. Create the kind of self that you will be happy to live with all your life. Make the most of yourself by …
Read moreTrust Yourself

molestationnursery.com

molestationnursery.com: MolestationNursery.com/MoleStationNursery.com – Mole Station Native Nursery Domain Names with …
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Cut the Rope

“A person needs a little madness, or else they never dare cut the rope and be free.” Nikos Kazantzakis
Read moreCut the Rope

Knucklas – Famous for not only the name

Knucklas is a village in Powys, Wale. Knucklas, though, is famous for a different type of disaster – a tire fire. In …
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God on Women

“God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world, then he made the earth round …
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Dad Joke #90

“Do you wanna box for your leftovers?” “No, but I’ll wrestle you for them.” MORE HERE: Dad …
Read moreDad Joke #90

Fugglers NOT Farkers

Fugglers new to South Africa, are adorably weird plush creatures with wonky teeth, mischievous grins and a whole lot of …
Read moreFugglers NOT Farkers

Chuck Norris Fact # 42

There is no theory of evolution
Read moreChuck Norris Fact # 42

Dad Joke #170

What kind of drink can be bitter and sweet? Reali-tea. MORE HERE: Dad Jokes
Read moreDad Joke #170

In the ranks of the insane

“The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the …
Read moreIn the ranks of the insane

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