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In the ranks of the insane

“The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the …
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ANC on the over supply of coloured people

“I think it’s very important for coloured people in this country to understand that South Africa belongs to them …
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The Dullest Name I Have Ever Heard

James Bond’s namesake was an ornithologist, whose name appeared on a bird book that fortuitously caught Ian Fleming’s …
Read moreThe Dullest Name I Have Ever Heard

List Them!

Scotland has 421 words for snow. Here are some of them: Describing Falling Snow Feuchter: To fall lightly or in occasional …
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The Highest Court

There’s a basketball court above the Supreme Court It’s known as the Highest Court in the Land
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The Spade Hacker

The scofflaw behind the Armenian Internet collapse was a woman named Aishtan Shakarian. In March of 2011, Ms. Shakarian was …
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Starboard and Port

Starboard is the nautical term for right and  port means left. Originally the words come from old sailing ships which did not …
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Worry if JZ does this

Hitler was fined 405 494 Reichsmarks for not paying taxes. In response he made himself tax-exempt.
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A pinup?

In Qaddafi’s compound Libyan rebels found a photo album filled with pictures of Condoleezza Rice
Read moreA pinup?

Sorry mom

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
Read moreSorry mom

Classic Lover = Heavy Metal Lover

Classical and heavy metal music attract the same kinds of people, but at different ages. A love of classical music appeals to …
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Chuck Norris Fact # 99

Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger by yelling
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