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Finger Pointing

What we try to tell them is when you point your finger into the sky, don’t concentrate on the finger because …
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Truman on Churchill’s replacement, Attlee

U.S. President Harry S. Truman once defended Churchill’s replacement, Clement Attlee, by saying “He seems a …
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Waiter: Would You like me to box your leftovers?

Patron: How many rounds do you think that you will you last?
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Proof: Drinking makes you clever

In the wild when a herd of buck pass by a pride of lions it is invariably the weaker and slower buck that are hunted and …
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Chuck Norris Fact # 98

Chuck Norris can sit in the corner of a round room.
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Under the weather

This expression came from boat  passengers who would go down to lower levels or ‘under the weather’ where the …
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Sporting the Ultimate Minimalist Fashion

Morem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. …
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Most Individual Points in an NFL Game

NFL: most individual points in a game – 40. It’s the oldest standing NFL record. Hall of Famer Ernie Nevers scored six …
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Axed the Interview

I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.
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Unfinished Business

The portrait of George Washington on the US one dollar bill is from an unfinished painting.
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Don’t Ask for that ATM Slip

Paper receipts use ~3.7 million trees and 38 billion litres of water annually, according to a 2022 Skip the Slip report by …
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Why Doesn’t Nickel cost a Nickel?

The price of nickel – a key input in electric vehicle batteries – soared past $100k per tonne on Tuesday, 8 March 2022. …
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