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The Only Fictional Character with a NY Times Obituary

Agatha Christie’s Hercule Poirot was killed off in Curtains (written in the 1940s but only published in 1975). The New York …
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www.apetit.com

www.apetit.com – This is one of those ‘lost in translation’ problems where the meaning is different if the word is …
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Mom Joke #47

What kind of coffee was the alien mommy drinking on Mother’s Day? Starbucks. #momjoke MORE HERE: Mom Jokes
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A Lot to be said for being a Nun

Not only is Sister André the world’s oldest living person, but at 118 years old, she’s also the oldest nun ever. The …
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We need 15 players

“The job of Welsh coach is like a minor part in a Quentin Tarantino film: you stagger on, you hallucinate, nobody seems …
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Football vs Dancing

“Football is NOT a contact sport – it is a collision sport. Dancing IS a contact sport.” – Coach …
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Sanity the new Crazy

“What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?” Ursula K. LeGuin (b. 1929), US author, “The …
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Wise Words

Always drink upstream from the herd.
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THIS Should Be Everyone’s Hero

“The hero of my tale, whom I love with all the power of my soul, whom I have tried to portray in all his beauty, who has …
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Bush on Books

“One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.”
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Bugger – NOW Where Will we Get Those Strange High Pitched Voices From?

There’s a global shortage of helium, affecting rocket fuel, MRI machines and weather balloons. Now, football fans will …
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Peter de Villiers (ex-Springbok Rugby Coach)

In our group we are expecting tough games from Tonga and Fiji.” – Tonga are not in the Boks’ group.
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