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2013 Stella Awards 7th Place

Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas was awarded $80,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a …
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www.budget.co.ck

www.budget.co.ck – Visiting Rarotonga and need to rent a vehicle? This website can help. It’s rather unfortunate, as …
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The World According to Pythagoras

“If there be light, then there is darkness; if cold, heat; if height, depth; if solid, fluid; if hard, soft; if rough, …
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When a miss is a hit

He never fails to hit the target – but that was a miss. – Sir Bobby Robson
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Up Helly Aa Fire Festival

The Up Helly Aa fire festival sounds like something invented by a bunch of Vikings who found matches and got excited. It’s a …
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Blue Gays

Well, here’s an update. Since the election, that gay couple I knew in the red states? They’ve moved back to the …
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Chuck Norris Fact # 46

Chuck Norris doesn’t dial the wrong number
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Thirteen

The average amount, in US dollars, pooped out by humans each year is 13.
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Cocaine Babies?

The shocking percentage of public baby changing stations in Britain that tested positive for traces of cocaine in a 2011 …
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See the Light

“In the beginning, God said, the four dimensional diversions of an anti-symmetric second rank tensor equals zero, and …
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Beach Boys Bomb

You know that old Beach Boys song, Bomb Iran? Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran.”- John McCain
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Remember AOL?

At one point in the 1990s 50% of all CDs produced worldwide were for AOL
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