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99%

99% is the maximum allowed percentage commission American telemarketers can take from a donation.
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Lazy Crabs

Crabs have their own version of the fist pump Male crabs wave their claws in the air to attract females
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Wise Words

Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin’ it back in.
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Little Johnny gets older

Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one, a man on the bench …
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Some footballers are very small

Jean Tigana has spent the entire first half inside Liam Brady’s shorts – Jimmy Magee
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More people study War than Peace

“The world has achieved brilliance without wisdom, power without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical …
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First-Rate

Today the expression is used to describe something as being best. Originally, this term referred to the largest and most …
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Goblinproofing One’s Chicken Coop

“Goblinproofing One’s Chicken Coop” by Reginald Bakeley and Clint Marsh attracted 38 percent of 1,225 …
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7 Weird Guns from the Past

The Duck’s Foot Pistol, The Puckle Gun, The Harmonica Gun, The Revolver Rifle, The Turret Rifle, The Gyrojet Pistol and The …
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‘Celebrating’ 100 Years Since Last Rugby Gold Medal

The year the USA first won gold in rugby at the Olympics was 1920. They won again in 1924.
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Slow blood

He has football in his blood – the disappointed scout complained. You may be right, Shanks said, but it hasn’t …
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You Little Jerk

Thanks for the question, you little jerk.”- John McCain after being asked by a high school student if he was too old to …
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