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Don’t feel guilty buying cheaper restaurant wine

High priced wines on menus at restaurants are often put on deliberately as a way to make the other wines appear more …
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Clean Bill of Health

A widely used term which originates from the “Bill of Health”, a document issued to a ship showing that the port …
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Useful Drug

From 1850 to 1942, marijuana was listed in the United States Pharmacopoeia as a useful medicine for nausea, rheumatism, and …
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The Macho Sport With a Nude Male Trophy

Each year, the winner of the Indianapolis 500 is awarded, among other prizes, a chance to celebrate with the iconic …
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You can See me?

The next time a stranger talks to me when I’m alone, I will look at them shocked and just whisper quietly . . . …
Read moreYou can See me?

And the team?

The underdogs will start favourites for this match – Anthony Hudson, Australian Football Commentator
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Dad joke #23

“What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?” “They’re both Paris sites.” MORE HERE: …
Read moreDad joke #23

Touch and go

If a vessel goes aground and then slips off, she is said to ‘touch and go.’ Today the expression is used to mean …
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Good thing he never became a waiter

Taylor Swift learned how to play the guitar from a guy who originally came to fix her computer.
Read moreGood thing he never became a waiter

Crabs

A man calls his doctor to tell him that he medication prescribed for him makes him walk like a crab. The doctor responds; …
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Fizzician

Dr Pepper’s qualification…..
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Swashbuckler

Swashbuckler has become synonymous with adventurer,  explorer or traveler. The word originated in the 1500’s, and was …
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