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MikeRoweSoft.com

In 2004, a 17-year-old Canadian named Mike Rowe decided he needed a website, and, showing the humor consistent with being …
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Maybe a bit of a steep price?

A 16th-century Roman villa with a Caravaggio ceiling mural went on auction on Wednesday, 19 January 2022. The price was …
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Rooibos

Does rooibos really fix everything? Ask any South African mom, ouma, or tannie and they’ll tell you that rooibos tea is the …
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Back to Vietnam with you

I spent several years in a North Vietnamese prison camp, in the dark, fed with scraps. Do you think I want to do that all …
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Prince Charles

When you look at Prince Charles, don’t you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family? ~ …
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ipanywhere.com

ipanywhere.com: IPAnywhere.com/IPAnywhere.com – IP Software Development Company. the domain now resolves to …
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Know the ropes

This is a term that originally meant to know the proper use of the many ropes the older sailing vessels had. Today the term …
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Scoody Doobie

The Scooby-Doo movie (2002) was originally going to be dark and PG-13, with marijuana jokes and a side relationship between …
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webone.com.au

webone.com.au: WeBone.com.au/WebOne.com.au – an Australian ISP WebOne (now iiNet) Domain Names with the wrong, or …
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On the damn fuel increases

Though I drive in the valley of the shadow of death I fear no hijackers, but another fuel increase. – Nicholas Mhlongo
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Wise Words

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’.
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Dunnage

Technically, packing material used to protect or wedge in cargo or stores.  It is also used when referring to a …
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