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One Row

Alaska is the only US state that can be typed using only one row of a keyboard.
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He’s not stupid our Little Johnny

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks …
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Squeal Like a Pig Festival

The La Pourcailhade fesytival, better known as the Pig-Squealing Championships, takes place in France. Contestants compete to …
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And you thought Ikea only sold furniture

Ikea food is actually big business. In 2011, Ikea had a €1.2 billion turnover from selling food at its restaurants.
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Big Republican debate

Tonight the Republican presidential candidates had a big debate, 10 candidates. The last time that many rich white guys got …
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Lending a Lie to the Supposition That Young Adults Cannot Read

Young adults tend to favour their shows with subtitles, more than their older TV-watching counterparts. A new survey showed …
Read moreLending a Lie to the Supposition That Young Adults Cannot Read

Not even Superman is that quick

A jiffy – as in “I’ll be back in a jiffy” – is an actual unit of time, equivalent to one one-hundredth (1/100) of a second.
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Davy Jones’ Locker

Seamen’s slang for the bottom of the sea. This expression is believed to be from the story that Davy Jones was the …
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Really Jesus!

Myyrrh, frankincense, and anointing oils all contain psychoactive chemicals – from mild sedatives to powerful …
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Schitzo Numbers

And here’s Moses Kiptanui, the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago. – David Coleman
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Why NOT $100 Million?

$99 Million is what Apple CEO Tim Cook is set to earn for last year, up from $14.8-million in 2020. Institutional Shareholder …
Read moreWhy NOT $100 Million?

Kulula Humour 4

“There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane.” Kulula is an airline …
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