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UK values its sex workers at ……..

The United Kingdom has for the first time, included in its set of national accounts the estimated contribution to GDP that …
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NOT Only in South Africa

The number of corporate “jobs” a woman held in China, many of them simultaneously, was 16. In one of the biggest wage fraud …
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Donald trump on Ariana Huffington

@ariannahuff is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man- he made a …
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Axed the Interview

I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.
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Red or White Sir?

There’s a simple rule of thumb for wine pairing with your meal. If it tries to kill you, serve with red. If it runs …
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8 February Every Year is…

International Women’s Day.
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World’s Most Expensive Burger

During 2013 the world’s first lab-grown burger was served in London, at a cost of approximately $330,000. It was created …
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Donald Trump, insulting Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever.
Read moreDonald Trump, insulting Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly

Nerd reason to start smoking

“Low social interaction” has the same effect on mortality as smoking 15 cigarettes a day.
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Does God Know?

“From the beginning men used God to justify the unjustifiable.” ~ Salman Rushdie
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In the ranks of the insane

“The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the …
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Hungry and Horny

Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny . They can’t tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a …
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