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oddsextractor.com

oddsextractor.com: OddSexTractor.com/OddsExtractor.com – Online Gambling Resource redirecting to betangel.com AND if …
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Chuck Norris Fact # 99

Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger by yelling
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Still chance to get a Purple Heart

Every purple heart awarded to a wounded American serviceman or servicewoman is part of a batch of 500,000 made in …
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The Earth isn’t Round

The Earth is not round. Galileo was wrong, although only just (and the flat-earth fools who persecuted him weren’t even …
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Chuck Norris Fact # 17

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
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30 Hours

Is the approximate amount of time every human spent as a single cell.
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Smile, Breathe, Wave, LAUGH

“Laughter is wine for the soul – laughter soft, or loud and deep, tinged through with seriousness – the hilarious declaration …
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IgNoble 2013 – Probability prize

Bert Tolkamp, Marie Haskell, Fritha Langford, David Roberts, and Colin Morgan, for making two related discoveries: First, …
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Cycling Whale

I am sitting here with my chin on the counter, my mouth open like a great big whale scooping up plankton. I am gobsmacked! …
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childrenswear.com

childrenswear.com: ChildrenSwear.com/ChildrensWear.com – owned by Mystique Enterprises comprising: MaaZaa Kids.Com, …
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No Quentin No

Quentin Tarantino played an Elvis impersonator on The Golden Girls
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Close Quarters

A small wooden fortress or barricade constructed on the deck of a ship. The term ‘close quarters’ has come to …
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