Attempting Olympic events while dizzy
One way to get millions more to watch athletics ……………
Dad Joke #29
“Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.”
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Jonah Lumley
“Me? As England’s answer to Jonah Lomu? Joanna Lumley, more likely.”
Damian Hopley (1995)
Not In South Africa I am Sure
July was the hottest recorded month ever, affecting both global ocean and air temperatures, says the European Union’s climate …
Have you tried smoking Beer?
“Beer is brewed from a plant name Humulus which actually is a sister plant of cannabis plant.” – another …
The 102 Year Debt Repayment
03.10.2010 – The date of the final payment by Germany for reparations for WWI.
Bread Face and the Smashing Muffin
2. Bay's Multi-grain English Muffins
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Churchill on Baldwin
Speaking of conservative politician Stanley Baldwin, Churchill said: “I wish Stanley Baldwin no ill, but it would have …
Why the Michelin Man is White
The Michelin Man is actually a stylised version of tyres stacked upon each other – the present day Michelin Man has …
Junk
Refers in a nautical sense to an old rope no longer able to take a load. A nautical term that has now become part of everyday …
Quick little bamboo fellows
China gets through 80 billion pairs of disposable chopsticks each year, defying repeated government attempts to wean the …
Dad Joke #80
“How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.”
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