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In my estimation

We didn’t underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought. – Bobby Robson after playing Cameroon …
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Bobby as Bryan

Sir Bobby to Bryan Robson: Good morning, Bobby. Bryan: You’re Bobby, I’m Bryan! – Sir Bobby Robson
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Robin Williams on God

“Do you think God gets stoned? I think so… look at the platypus.” ~ The late Robin Williams
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Dad Joke #105

“I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!” MORE HERE: Dad Jokes
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Fudge (as used in expressions like ‘fudging the books’)

This expression is believed to come from a Captain Fudge, also known as ‘Lying Fudge’ who was a notorious liar in …
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He’s not stupid our Little Johnny

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks …
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A clean bill of health

According to dictionary.com this phrase derives from the days when the crew of ocean going ships might be a little less than …
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Know the ropes

This is a term that originally meant to know the proper use of the many ropes the older sailing vessels had. Today the term …
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Sanity the new Crazy

“What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?” Ursula K. LeGuin (b. 1929), US author, “The …
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17 Noisy Pints

On playing his last game of rugby for Bath: “I thought I would have a quiet pint … and about 17 noisy …
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Almost 4 Centuries of Music

The Zildjian company, a cymbal and musical instrument manufacturer, is still in business today – 399 years after being …
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Tidy that Signature up

One of the perks of being treasury secretary in the USA is that you get to put your signature on all the new banknotes. This, …
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