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Dog watch and Dogging the watch

This likely comes from the expression “dodge watch,” the shorter of the seven lookout or watch duties on board a …
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Looking for stapedius work out tips

The approximate length of the stapedius, the smallest skeletal muscle in the human body is 1 mm
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Did the 2010 win against England save your job?

I never employed myself. It would be a lot easier if I did. I don’t care. The pressure I respond to is to deliver for …
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What Holocaust?

US President Dwight Eisenhower predicted that there would be those who denied the holocaust. As a precaution against this he …
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I WONDER if SALAM will be sued for saying SOUL?

“The most difficult task in leadership, which is one of the greatest challenges, is the task of finding the reins of the …
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Vertically Horizontal

Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
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And the others?

Batistuta gets most of his goals with the ball. – Ian St John
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Zuma on #PayBackTheMoney – 3

Now that Zuma has said he will consider paying back the money we remind him that he media can be a bitch – he said …
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Steven Seagal Fact # 23

Steven Seagal can go from Mexican
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5.4 million

Is the number of new business applications that were filed in 2021, the US Census Bureau reported last week. That’s up from …
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Info Overload

“Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense.” ~ Gertrude Stein
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Sandmännchen

This German children’s programme Sandmännchen is the longest running animated series ever. It began in 1959 and currently has …
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