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Shut Up

Some people should use a glue stick instead of Chapstick.
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All hands on deck

A term used to tell all seamen to get to their stations or positions and prepare for action. A nautical term that has now …
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Missing a part?

Leprosy does not, in fact, cause any body-parts to fall off.
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Donald Trump, on building a $100 million ballroom at the White House

I will build you … one of the great ballrooms of the world.
Read moreDonald Trump, on building a $100 million ballroom at the White House

Donald Trump, on his diplomacy skills

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let’s say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the …
Read moreDonald Trump, on his diplomacy skills

The REAL Cost of Social Media

According to the FTC (Federal Trade Commission): “More than 95,000 people reported about $770 million in losses to …
Read moreThe REAL Cost of Social Media

8 February Every Year is…

International Women’s Day.
Read more8 February Every Year is…

Steven Seagal Fact # 19

A woman once tried to make fun of Steven Seagal’s weight in bed. She now has 20 children that are fat and know aikido.
Read moreSteven Seagal Fact # 19

www.budget.co.ck

www.budget.co.ck – Visiting Rarotonga and need to rent a vehicle? This website can help. It’s rather unfortunate, as …
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That old 10% again

Moreano thought that the full back was gonna come up behind and give him one really hard. – Ron Atkinson
Read moreThat old 10% again

Analytical lunatics

“All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.” Ambrose Bierce
Read moreAnalytical lunatics

YOU ARE PROUDLY SOUTH AFRICAN WHEN:

# You call a bathing suit a a “kossie”. # You call a traffic light a “robot”. # You call an elevator …
Read moreYOU ARE PROUDLY SOUTH AFRICAN WHEN:

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