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“Art should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable.” ~ Banksy
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Chuck Norris Fact # 8

Chuck Norris once bowled a perfect game with a marble.
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Donald Trump, plugging his book

We need a leader that wrote The Art of the Deal.
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Chuck Norris Fact # 99

Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger by yelling
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Chuck Norris Fact # 36

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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Chuck Norris Fact # 13

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain
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Zuma on #PayBackTheMoney – 10

Now that Zuma has said he will consider paying back the money we remind him that he media can be a bitch – he said …
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Hooligan Chairmen

Football hooligans – well, there are 92 club chairmen for a start – Brian Clough
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Steven Seagal Fact # 8

Steven Seagal can meditate and eat at the same time.
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Confused Butterflies

Some butterflies are half male and half female, with one colourful wing and one plain wing.
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What a Peanut!

Jimmy Carter promised to release all UFO information held by the state if he were elected president. When he was elected, he …
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Dad Joke #160

“I could tell a joke about pizza, but it’s a little cheesy.” MORE HERE: Dad Jokes
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