Pigs as Equals
“I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”
Sir Winston Churchill
Trillion Dollar Debt
“We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too …
The Brown Eye
Only an a**hole would put together a budget like this … I wouldn’t call you an a**hole unless you really were an …
Mom Joke #22
Showering as a mom should be an Olympic sport: Everyone’s yelling your name, you have to beat the clock, and you rarely …
Taken Aback
This is a term used to describe the position of a sailing vessel with the bow or front facing directly into the wind so that …
Back to the Past
Scientific studies have proved the lag between actual events and when our brains process them is about 80 milliseconds. Use …
Just a minor set of injuries
“In my time, I’ve had my knee out, broken my collarbone, had my nose smashed, a rib broken, lost a few teeth, and …
Aggressive Schalk
If I lie in hospital and I hear they are putting someone’s head back on that was ripped off by Schalk then I’d …
Why NOT $100 Million?
$99 Million is what Apple CEO Tim Cook is set to earn for last year, up from $14.8-million in 2020. Institutional Shareholder …