Mom Joke #15
Motherhood taught me just how far I can let myself go and still be okay with it.
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Odd scoring
And Farmer has now scored 19 goals, exactly double the number he scored last season – Garry Lyon, Australian Football …
Fictional Winston Churchill
In a 2008 survey 58% of British teens thought Sherlock Holmes was a real guy while 20% thought Winston Churchill was not
Why A Sense of Humour is Important
“The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.” ~ David M Ogilvy
Canada
In 2003, Canada became the first country in the world to offer medical marijuana to pain-suffering patients.
Einstein on Insanity
“Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.”
Albert Einstein
Cry Forrest, Cry
If Forrest Gump had kept his Apple investment from the end of the film he would now be worth well over $7 billion.
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Take someone down a peg or two
This expression comes from the fact that the flags of old sailing vessels were raised or lowered using pegs. To lower a flag …
Losing is winning
I was in a no-win situation, so I’m glad that I won rather than lost. – Frank Bruno
Chuck Norris Fact # 20
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the hell he …
Not Money?
“There is no greater misfortune in the world than the loss of reason.” ~ Mikhail Bulgakov