Kulula Humour 19
Part of a flight attendant’s arrival announcement: “We’d like to thank you folks for flying with us today. …
Wild Obsession
Calvin Klein’s Obsession for Men is used by researchers to attract animals to cameras in the wilderness
Breaking it Gently
Headmaster: [Bible reading] Yay, and placed they the bits in little pots. Now two boys have been found rubbing linseed oil …
Complete Fools For The Win
“A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of …
Chuck Norris Fact # 66
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris’ PC will crash.
Don’t Declare War – We only have ONE in FOUR
The estimated percentage of the South African Air Force’s fleet of aircraft that is currently serviceable is 25%.
Most Points by a Basketball Player
NBA: most points by a player in a game – 100. Wilt Chamberlain set the single-game scoring record in NBA by scoring 100 …
LeMons
‘Le Mons’ is a 24-hour race mocking Le Mans. The marathon event sees drivers racing vehicles that can only cost a …
Age lessons 8
Some days you are the top dog and some days you are the lamppost.
Kulula Humour 14
Heard on Kulula 255 just after a very hard landing in Cape Town : The flight attendant came on the intercom and …
Hard up
An expression now used to mean short of money. Originally when a sailing crew was ordered to tighten the sails, the blocks …