As the crow flies
. The most direct route from one place to another without detours. Before modern navigational systems existed, British …
Churchill on the USA Churchill
An American novelist named Winston Spencer Churchill came to the attention of a young Winston, who wrote to him:
“Why …
I don’t want to be a goalkeepers Mother
Goalkeepers aren’t born today until they’re in their late 20s or 30s and sometimes not even then – Kevin …
Hostility
Church Bulletin: The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
46-26
Marathons in the US from 1975-2004 caused 26 cardiac deaths of runners. But road closures for those marathons prevented an …
Bigger is More Confusing
“These days, the bigger the company, the less you can figure out what it does.” ~ Michel Faber
Read THIS Before Moving to Europe
Life expectancy prospects for persons in the EU fell in 2021. Life expectancy has taken a rare hit in the European Union …
I’ll Take Mine Frozen Please
4 million frozen sandwiches are produced each day by JM Smuckers in the US. Sales for the ultra-convenience pre-made frozen …
Crabs
A man calls his doctor to tell him that he medication prescribed for him makes him walk like a crab.
The doctor responds; …
Faking a Smile
There are, apparently, 19 different types of smile – and you can always tell when someone’s faking it. Real smiles use more …
Dad Joke #149
“Why are piggy banks so wise?” “They’re filled with common cents.”
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So Where Else Can One Go to Bet Blootered?
It is illegal to be drunk in a pub in the UK.