Log book
Today a record kept on a regular basis aboard ship is called a ‘log.’ The term comes from the fact that these …
Knocked Up
Before alarm clocks were a thing, there was a profession called a ‘knocker-upper’ who would knock on your door …
On Cheaters
“You have undertaken to cheat me. I won’t sue you, for the law is too slow. I’ll ruin you.” – Cornelius …
Steven Seagal Fact # 20
The only thing scarier than Steven Seagal without Botox is Steven Seagal WITH a record deal.
Time to Stop Eating
102 million hectares have been converted to crops since the start of the 21st century – an area the size of Egypt. It took …
Kulula Humour 20
Heard on a Kulula flight: “Ladies and gentlemen, if you wish to smoke, the smoking section on this airplane is on the …
On a young David Beckham
As with every young player, he’s only 18 – talking about a young David Beckham – Sir Alex Ferguson
On journalists and the media
I don’t care. I don’t take an interest in your job, but I’m glad you take an interest in mine. – …
What I would do if I won the Lottery
“Don’t you ever mind,” she asked suddenly, “not being rich enough to buy all the books you want?” ~ Edith Wharton
Kulula Humour 5
“Thank you for flying Kulula. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a …