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A Jockstrap, Really?

“Colin Meads is the kind of player you expect to see emerging from a ruck with the remains of a jockstrap between his …
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Chuck Norris Fact # 88

Chuck Norris doesn’t teabag
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Chuck Norris Fact # 19

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Strange Jockeys

This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother. – Ted Walsh
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A High July

American consumers spent $255-million on cannabis during the Fourth of July holiday weekend. On Friday, 1 July, sales topped …
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Carl was Mr X

Carl Sagan wrote a paper under the pseudonym Mr. X advocating for Marijuana use. His identity as Mr. X was not revealed until …
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Well read

Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.
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Dad Joke #78

“My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.” MORE HERE: Dad Jokes
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Little Johnny’s Fascination

The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My …
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Prohibition

“Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.” – W. C. Fields
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Sweat the Small Stuff

“The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.” ~ Confucius
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Under Way

This is a naval expression meaning to get moving. The expression is used to mean that something is in progress of moving …
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