Mom Joke #27
Have you heard the urban legend about what happens when you scream “Mom” three times in the shower? A nice lady …
Sativa robs saliva
Marijuana is created from the dried, shredded flowers and leaves of the hemp plant Cannabis sativa.
Could this be Hell?
“Maybe this world is another planet’s Hell.”
Aldous Huxley
America’s best-paid women still don’t get paid as much as their male counterparts
Even if you get over the fact that there are just 198 women amongst the 2500 highest-paid executives in America, these women …
On Women and Computers
Home computers are the perfect thing for women who don’t feel that men provide them with enough frustration.
A Vaxxing Question
“We regain freedom through vaccination. It is the virus that confines us. Hegel once said, and in this respect he is right: …
Zuma
According to the Urban Dictionary the word, Zuma refers to the current South African President who is renowned for his firm …
Mom Joke #65
I love when the kids tell me they’re bored. As if the lady standing in front of a sink full of dirty dishes is where …
Dad Joke #1
“I’m afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.”
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Mom Joke #48
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? Their kids have to play inside!
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Hydrogen vs Stupidity
“There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.”
Frank Zappa