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Double Darwin Award Birth Control

Celebrating those with an IQ in the range of 0-20 who manage to eliminate themselves and another: On a warm Tuesday night in the summertime, a hot couple was observed kissing and frolicking as they engaged in sex on a sixth-floor balcony. Some neighbors closed their drapes while others enjoyed the entertainment, each according to his inclination. It was the usual reality programming for the neighborhood.

A party was going on inside the flat. When people came out onto the balcony the couple would stop their game, only to resume playing the moment they were alone on the balcony. “The last thing I expected was to see them falling down five floors,” said one observer, but “the guy was lifting the girl and putting her on the bannister, he kept on doing it, they were going back and forth,” and suddenly the amorous hotties were balls up and over the railing.

Natural birth control – the couple did not survive the fall.

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