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Free security in South Africa

I’ve cancelled my armed response, torn out my alarm system and de-registered from the Neighbourhood Watch. I’ve got the Vierkleur raised in my garden, a Blue Bulls flag draped in the window. I have a “God loves the AWB” sticker on my car and my sound system is playing “De La Ray” at full volume. The local police, the Dept of Home Affairs and the Hawks are all watching my house 24/7. I’ve never felt safer!

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