• Skip to main content
  • Skip to after header navigation
  • Skip to site footer


Farking Funny Quotes and Stuff

Farking Funny Quotes and Stuff

Quotes and utterances too Farking Good to miss

  • Home
  • Farkers
  • Submit

John Cleese as Humphrey in Monty Python’s Meaning of Life

Humphrey: So, just listen. Now, did I or did I not… do… vaginal… juices?

Pupils: Mmm. Mmm. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

Humphrey: Name two ways of getting them flowing, Watson.

Watson: R – rubbing the clitoris, sir?

Humphrey: What’s wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don’t have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.

Wymer: Suck the nipple, sir?

Humphrey: Good. Good. Well done, Wymer.

Pupil: Uh, stroking the thighs, sir.

Humphrey: Yes. Yes, I suppose so. Hmm?

Pupil: Oh, sir. Biting the neck.

Humphrey: Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uhh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris, Watson.

Watson: Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.

0
0

Share this:

  • Tweet

Related

Category: FarkersTag: John Cleese, Monty Python
  • More Humphrey Madness
    Date
    11 July 2014
  • Prayer
    Date
    11 July 2014
  • Better?
    Date
    11 July 2014

Copyright © 2026 · Fark.co.za, RSA · Privacy Policy · Advertising Options and Media Kit



WE LOVE FARKING

Copyright © 2026 · Fark.co.za, RSA · Privacy Policy · Stratlec Online Shop


Latest Suggested Farks
We Double Dare you to Click
Latest Farking Good Ones
  • List Them!
  • Bankrupt? Pay £680
  • So My Father Was Wrong
  • In My Father’s Day it Was Whiskey
  • “Tinky Winky!”; He Says, Sotto Voce
  • IN SA Prisons Inmates do THIS for Free
  • One Helluva Lot of Cocoa
  • Giving New Meaning to the Term; “Cattle Class”
  • Tell The Temperature by JUST Listening
  • The Tiny Piece of UNCLAIMED Africa


Click here to quickly submit your Fark for a Lark.
[close]
Brought to you by
Displet