Heard on Kulula 255 just after a very hard landing in Cape Town : The flight attendant came on the intercom and said,
“That was quite a bump and I know what y’all are thinking. I’m here to tell you it wasn’t the airline’s fault, it wasn’t the pilot’s fault, it wasn’t the flight attendants’ fault, it was the asphalt.”
Kulula is an airline with head office situated in Johannesburg. Kulula Airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight “safety lecture” and announcements a bit more entertaining.
