After a real crusher of a landing in Johannesburg, the attendant came on with, “Ladies and gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we will open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal.”
Kulula is an airline with head office situated in Johannesburg. Kulula Airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight “safety lecture” and announcements a bit more entertaining.
