The Up Helly Aa fire festival sounds like something invented by a bunch of Vikings who found matches and got excited. It’s a winter celebration in Shetland involving torch-lit processions, traditional songs, and the burning of a Viking longship. It’s majestic and slightly terrifying, especially if you’ve had a dram too many and suddenly there’s a flaming boat heading your way.
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