According to the British Medical Journal there is a reported 20% increase in heart attacks on Mondays as opposed to the other days of the week but new research has suggested heart disease may not be the fault of modern living, after all. Signs of artery disease in Egyptian mummies was believed to support the idea that a life of leisure, with plenty of rich food, is the main cause of heart disease. One less thing to blame Mondays for then.
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