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One Stiff upper leg/lip

Ainsworth: During the night, old Perkins got his leg bitten sort of… off.

Dr. Livingstone: Ah, been in the wars, have we?

Perkins: Yes.

Dr. Livingstone: Ah, any headache? Bowels all right? Hm. Well, let’s have a look at this “one leg” of yours, then, eh? Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes…

[Pokes the stump with his pipe]

Dr. Livingstone: Yes yes. Yes, well, this is nothing to worry about.

Perkins: Oh, good.

Dr. Livingstone: Yes, there’s a lot of it around, probably a virus. Keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you’re playing football or anything, try and favor the other leg.

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