Our father who art in Eskom, powerless be thy name.
Thy kingdom badly run, thy power undone, in Joburg as it is in KZN.
Give us this day, our half-baked bread, and forgive our trespassers who shoot us dead.
Lead us not into a dark nation but deliver us from load shedding.
For thine have no kingdom, no power and no electricity,
Amen.
