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Birth

18 July 2017 by Alan

I am the product of the laziest swimmer

Odds are good that you were not the product of the fastest swimmer. An egg’s outer layer often requires several sperms to wear it out. In all likelihood, you were the result of one of the slower, lazier swimmers in the race.

Odds are good that you were not the product of the fastest swimmer. An egg’s outer layer often requires several sperms to wear it out. In all likelihood, you were the result of one of the slower, lazier swimmers in the race.

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