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1 October 2013 by Alan

A Paid holiday for Congress

So what happens when the US government shuts down (albeit partially)? The National Park Service is likely to be closed, visa and passport applications will go unprocessed, bankruptcy cases will be suspended and payments to federal jurors will be deferred. Rest assured however, Congress will still be paid. God bless America.

So what happens when the US government shuts down (albeit partially)? The National Park Service is likely to be closed, visa and passport applications will go unprocessed, bankruptcy cases will be suspended and payments to federal jurors will be deferred. Rest assured however, Congress will still be paid. God bless America.

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