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Jerningham Wakefield

27 February 2015 by Alan

Must be Santa delivering Whiskey!

Jerningham Wakefield was a New Zealand politician who was such a notorious drunk that his colleagues had to lock him in parliament overnight so he could vote the next day. This practice started to fail, however, when opposition members began depositing bottles of whiskey down the chimney.

Jerningham Wakefield was a New Zealand politician who was such a notorious drunk that his colleagues had to lock him in parliament overnight so he could vote the next day. This practice started to fail, however, when opposition members began depositing bottles of whiskey down the chimney.

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