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Monty Python

11 July 2014 by Alan

Prayer

Chaplain: Let us praise God. O Lord… Congregation: O Lord… Chaplain: …Ooh, You are so big… Congregation: …ooh, You are so big… Chaplain: …So absolutely huge. Congregation: …So absolutely huge. Chaplain: Gosh, we’re all really impressed down here, I can tell You. Congregation: Gosh, we’re all really impressed down here, I can tell You. Chaplain: …

Chaplain: Let us praise God. O Lord…

Congregation: O Lord…

Chaplain: …Ooh, You are so big…

Congregation: …ooh, You are so big…

Chaplain: …So absolutely huge.

Congregation: …So absolutely huge.

Chaplain: Gosh, we’re all really impressed down here, I can tell You.

Congregation: Gosh, we’re all really impressed down here, I can tell You.

Chaplain: Forgive us, O Lord, for this, our dreadful toadying, and…

Congregation: And barefaced flattery.

Chaplain: But You are so strong and, well, just so super.

Congregation: Fantastic.

Humphrey: Amen.

Congregation: Amen.

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