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Monty Python

11 July 2014 by Alan

Lost your Job? Sell your Children

Father: The mill’s closed. There’s no more work. We’re destitute. Children: Ohhhhh. Father: I’m afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for scientific experiments.

Father: The mill’s closed. There’s no more work. We’re destitute.

Children: Ohhhhh.

Father: I’m afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for scientific experiments.

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