Eskom

Our father who art in Eskom, powerless be thy name.

Thy kingdom badly run, thy power undone, in Joburg as it is in KZN.

Give us this day, our half-baked bread, and forgive our trespassers who shoot us dead.

Lead us not into a dark nation but deliver us from load shedding.

For thine have no kingdom, no power and no electricity,

Amen.